Judicial Flavors

When you receive the 'subpoena of flavor', don't resist. Embrace the entire legalized docket … or we will see your ASSets in court!

The Criminal Drive for Flavor

 

 "Now Justice Can Be Bought!"

 

 

 

Free

 

 

 Shipping

 

 

 

On everything

Through May1st

 

ORDER TODAY!!!

 

 

The Sauce that started it all!!!

Lawyers Breath

Order today

 

 

Gifts can be bought year round. Go to our GIFTS page to order

**Special gift orders available too. Send us an email  with the sauces, quantities and type gift you want and we will contact you with a quote.

Click here to see samples of custom baskets that have been summoned.

 

 

 

 

The Lineup of Suspects

 

 

                                                                                                     

Juvenile Justice - Taco Sauce Contempt of Court - Hot sauce    Lawyers Breath - Hot Sauce     So Sue Me - Extreme Hot Sauce

 

                                                                                      

Under the Influence - Tomatillo Sauce   Shyster Sauce - BBQ Sauce   Alimony Antidote - Marinade   Bailiff Brutality - Salsa

 

 

 

 

 

  

Trial in Session

 

 

***NEW*** On Trial (pack of 3)

 

 

Lawyers Breath

"Exclusive dip served in the luxury suites at the 1998 Super Bowl."

 

Under the Influence

"The only eye to hand coordination that you need is getting this sauce from the bottle to your mouth."

 

Contempt of Court

"The judicial melding of all natural fire products makes this sauce far from contemptuous."

 

 

Try one of our arraignment of sauces in your court today for only

 

$19.95

 

Options Available

 

 

 

 

current docket of events

 

4-15-11 FREE SHIPPING until May 1st

 

12-3-10 The Chief Shyster Claus is coming to town!!! He will be in Fort Myers Florida in December. Contact us today if you would like to schedule an appearance at your restaurant or store. Cooking with the Chief Shyster promotion of your business will be a spot light on our page and in national press releases.

 

1-1-10 Happy New Year Everyone

11-17-09 Liquid Assets has been bottled and will be here shortly...watch for it here soon.

10-18-09 Press Release - Attorney Breathes Fire into Legal System with Hot Sauces
(OPENPRESS) October 18, 2009 -- Looking for something hot and saucy to spice up your legal life? Wendell Peters, an attorney in Auburn, has all the ingredients you’ll ever need. After a brief recess from the trial of selling award winning hot sauces, Judicial Flavors products are back in session.......See it here http://www.peppersandmore.com/....or on our Press Release tab.

10-7-09 Judicial Flavors is proud to announce that products are now in stock at The BEEF JERKY OUTLET in Ft Myers. 12951 Metro Pkwy 239-561-6900. They carry a great assortment of beef jerky and now the Award winning Judicial Flavors hot sauces. Tell David you heard about it on the internet.

10-5-09 The Chief Shyster has announced today that he is going to build a new motorcycle to be used at shows, for promotion and of course personal pleasure. Even though his friends are ribbing him about it and saying he must be getting old it will be built in the concept of a full dressed Harley Ultra Classic. That is GREAT NEWS for the  loyal Judicial Flavors lovers that are looking for the ultimate collectors item. The SHYSTER BIKE is now for sale for real. This is no advertising campaign or way to get publicity. He has set a starting price of $35,000 and it will only go to a good home. Go to the Gifts page for details.

 

After a few minutes of deliberations the verdict is in: You have been ordered to explore the Judicial flavors website. Start by going to our Hot Sauces. You will be compelled to bring an ORDER to your court. So don't cause a delay in the proceedings and simply press the Add to Cart button by all your favorites. You will be served with a warrant to enjoy.

THE FEATURED HOT SAUCE IS:

                            

 

 Lawyers Breath

 

THE FEATURED RECIPE FROM "Justice is Served" Cookbook is:

  Swine Swindle and White Rice (page 98)

 

GREAT GIFT for your favorite attorney. Send it to all of your clients. Apply it liberally to your favorite proceedings. A bottle of Lawyers Breath hot sauce will be the perfect gift.

Is your motive to cause a little pain and suffering? Sentence them to a bottle of our hottest sauce...So Sue Me!!!

 

 

 

 

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