Judicial Flavors
Award-winning, Judicially Infused Products
Everyone needs a little willful misconduct in their life. Let these sauces tempt you into some culinary larceny!
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Judicial Jurisdiction
Choose your favorite sauces and sentence them to the recipes from our cookbook "Justice is Served". Your jury will come to a flavorable decision.
Contempt of Court - Hot sauce 
Juvenile
Justice - Taco Sauce
Last
Will & Testament - Wing Sauce
Lawyers
Breath - Hot Sauce 
So Sue Me -
Extreme Hot Sauce 
Under the Influence - Tomatillo Sauce Juvenile Justice - Taco Sauce
Where's the Justice? The Chief Shyster's children have demanded that a sauce be put forth for those of minor years. A sauce that by clear and convincing evidence will provide justice for all ages. Minor-qualification is not strictly construed by age.
Tastimonial Recipe: Juvenile Vegetables
Ingredients
Tomato puree, jalapeno peppers, vinegar, salt, roasted garlic, dried
chile pepper, spice, sugar, dehydrated onion, xantham gum, citric
acid.
Court's Verdict - Infraction
Judicial Flavors gives 5% of proceeds of this sauce, to the prevention of juvenile delinquency.
Last Will & Testament - Finishing Sauce (Wing Sauce)
The Chief Shyster has done it again! Time to get your affairs in order before he takes all you've worked so hard for. Last Will & Testament will have you asking for more counseling. Don't let your next-of-kin squabble over your pennies -- spend it on a Last Will & Testament Hot Sauce!
Tastimonial Recipe:
Ingredients
Tomato puree, jalapeno peppers, vinegar, onion, roasted garlic,
dried chili pepper, citric acid, salt, spices, xantham gum
Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor
Jumpin' Bail - Sturgis S.D. 2001 Hot Sauce
So you were found to be Under the Influence™ in Sturgis S.D. Bail was set on your taste buds. The Chief Shyster made this sauce to set you free. So, break free and head for the border. But, while Jumpin' Bail™, watch your rear view mirror for the bounty man!
Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor
Under the Influence - Tomatillo Sauce
You won't mind failing a field sobriety test for this sauce. The only eye to hand coordination that you need is getting this sauce from the bottle to your mouth. Judicial Flavors™ has taken the intoxicating delights of tomatillos and chilies to create this dangerously close to illegal sauce. So, don't eat and drive.
Ingredients
Tomatillos, water, onions, yellow chilies, pears, vinegar, garlic,
dried cilantro.
Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor
Contempt of Court - Pepper Sauce
Contempt never tasted so good. While the actions of your lawyer may leave you in contempt and the ruling of the judge may create slanderous thoughts, the judicial melding of all natural fire products makes this sauce far from contemptuous. Apply liberally to all proceedings.
Ingredients
Water, tomato paste, onions, salt, garlic, dried chilies, vinegar,
sugar.
Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor
Lawyer's Breath - Hot Sauce
Judicial Flavors™ has seized the flagrant nature of garlic and fine chilies to bring out the orator in you. Fortunately, your breath will not reek of broken promises and hidden clauses. Lawyer's Breath™ may make you change your will and your pre-nuptial agreement but not your love for this sauce.
Ingredients
Tomato juice, water, jalapeno puree, vinegar, dried onions, lemon
juice, garlic, dried chilies, seasoned salt, habanero peppers
Court's Verdict - Felony
So Sue Me - Hot Sauce
So Sue Me™ echoes through the litigious landscape of America. The Chief Shyster has created a flavor to treat this condition. This sauce expresses the inferno that rages within courtrooms. However, this sauce will direct one's litigious conditions towards an edible debate rather than a litigious one.
Ingredients
Water, vinegar, jalapeno peppers, onion, garlic, salt, pepper
extract, spices, xantham gum
Court's Verdict - 3-Strikes!
COMING SOON from the Shyster's private practice.
Ingredients
The
evidence is sealed in this case.
Court's Verdict - Execution!
Judicial Indictments
All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.
'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.
'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.
'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.
'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.
'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!
WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!
