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Hot sauces are a great gift for every occasion. You never have to wait for the Holidays to get someone special a gift from Judicial Flavors. Watch for Valentines gifts coming soon too.
The Shysters Custom $35,000 Trial Offer $19.95 Liquid Assets for the Collection
"I Rest My Case"
When you go off to court you will want to make sure your briefcase has everything you need to
win your case. This gift contains all of the Chief Shysters Award Winning Hot Sauces, BBQ
Sauce and Salsa. Our cookbook "Justice is Served" is admitted into the evidence. Everything is
shipped in a beautiful leather briefcase for only $149.99 with FREE SHIPPING.
This gift is exhibit A in the case of your appreciation.
Under the Influence
Juvenile Justice
Lawyers Breath
Contempt of Court
So Sue Me
Shyster BBQ Sauce
Bailiff Brutality
"Justice is Served" and Briefcase included free
Sauces range from Infraction to 3 Strikes (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"I Rest My Case"
Only $149.99 "FREE SHIPPING" in the USA
(allow 1 week for delivery)
"The Full Case Load"
This is the gift for those heading to court with a full case load. Make sure your briefcase is loaded full of nothing but the finest award winning hot sauces in the land. This gift contains 2 of each of the Chief Shysters favorite Award winning Hot Sauces. Everything is shipped in a beautiful leather briefcase for only $139.99 with FREE SHIPPING. This gift can be shared with the office.
(2) Under the Influence
(2) Juvenile Justice
(2) Lawyers Breath
(2) Contempt of Court
(2) So Sue Me
Briefcase included free
Sauces range from Infraction to 3 Strikes (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"The Full Case Load"
Only $139.99 "FREE SHIPPING" in the USA (allow 1 week for delivery)
"The Opened and Closed Case"
When it's a simple opened and closed case this is the gift will show your appreciation. Your briefcase will need only the finest award winning hot sauces in the land to close your case. This gift contains all of the Chief Shysters favorite Award winning Hot Sauces. Everything is shipped in a beautiful leather briefcase for only $99.99 with FREE SHIPPING. This gift is a great sample of your gratitude.
Under the Influence
Juvenile Justice
Lawyers Breath
Contempt of Court
So Sue Me
Briefcase included free
Sauces range from Infraction to 3 Strikes (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"The Open and Closed Case"
Only $99.99 "FREE SHIPPING" in the USA (allow 1 week for delivery)
"Make a Case Against Them"
Make a special order that will fill your briefcase with any combination of the finest award winning hot sauces in the land. Put together a customized gift that contains all of your clients favorite Award winning Hot Sauces. Everything will be shipped in a beautiful leather briefcase filled to your special order. Email us for multiple gifts too.
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Know the perfect couple that are getting married? Want to send a little hint to the one you love? This would make a great Valentines Day gift for Hot Sauce Lovers This gift contains 2 of the Chief Shysters all time favorite Hot Sauces. Put these either of these sauces on your delicious entree and you will have a marriage made in heaven. Everything is shipped in a clear container for only $24.95 Great gift for the match maker in you
Under the Influence
Lawyers Breath
Sauces are rated Misdemeanor and Felony (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"Special Hearing"
Only $24.99 (allow 1 week for delivery)
Specials During the Christmas Holidays
Be the first to open the trial of the season and send that will exhibit your Holiday spirit. This gift contains all of the Chief Shysters basic Hot Sauces. This basket comes with a great assortment of products including Hot Sauces, BBQ Sauce, Salsa and Salad Dressing. Everything is shipped in a beautiful Holiday basket for only $79.95 Make an immediate impression on the jury when you introduce this exhibit.
Under the Influence
Juvenile Justice
Lawyers Breath (2)
Contempt of Court
So Sue Me
Bailiff Brutality
Shyster BBQ Sauce
Opening Statements Salad Dressing (Caesar)
Basket included
Sauces range from Infraction to 3 Strikes (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"Exhibit Cheer"
Only $79.99 (allow 1 week for delivery)
Get your team a gift will show your appreciation for everything they have done for you. This gift contains all of the Chief Shysters favorite Hot Sauces. Your basket will contain only the finest Award Winning Hot Sauces in the land for your Award Winning Team. Everything is shipped in a beautiful Holiday basket for only $49.95 This gift is the undisputable evidence that will stand up for your firm.
Under the Influence
Juvenile Justice
Lawyers Breath
Contempt of Court
So Sue Me
Basket included
Sauces range from Infraction to 3 Strikes (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
"Santa's Legal Team"
Only $49.99 (allow 1 week for delivery)
Get that special person a gift of our most popular award winning hot sauces. Lawyers Breath is the sauce that started it all and not only was the exclusive sauce in the luxury suites at the 1998 Super Bowl but won Best of Show in the1997 Chile Pepper International Expo. Under the Influence has won many first place awards in it's category but took First Place in the Salad Dressing category at the 2000 Texas Shoot Out. Your favorite person will find the hot sauces under the tree in one of the five tins* shown above for only $19.95 This gift is will show them that they are Best of your Show and undoubtedly First Place every time.
Lawyers Breath
Under the Influence
Holiday tin included
Sauces are rated Misdemeanor and Felony (see description in category)
*Add a personalized note to go with gift (up to 60 characters)
*Tin designs shown may be substituted. Orders that are Christmas theme or Holiday theme will be substituted with same.
"Holiday's Best"
Only $19.95 Order as many as you want because any qty is shipped for the same low flat rate
(allow 1 week for delivery)
Samples of Custom Gift Baskets
Email us for a quote today.
***NEW*** On Trial (pack of 3)
Lawyers Breath
"Exclusive dip served in the luxury suites at the 1998 Super Bowl."
Under the Influence
"The only eye to hand coordination that you need is getting this sauce from the bottle to your mouth."
Contempt of Court
"The judicial melding of all natural fire products makes this sauce far from contemptuous."
Try one of our arraignment of sauces in your court today for
Only $19.95
(allow 1 week for delivery)
THE ULTIMATE GIFT!!
If you want to get that someone special a gift that says "I Love You", get them the Judicial Flavors custom motorcycle.
The Chief Shysters personal ride is the evidence that will be sure to win your case.
Custom built for the Chief Shyster himself. This Bike has been in many shows and is a true one of a kind collectors item. See Details Below
$35,000
Buyer is responsible for applicable sales taxes in their State.
Shipping not included.
SHYSTER
BIKE WORKS,
Inc.
Owner: .Wendell Peters
City: ..Auburn, California
General
Designer: .David McClendon
Fabrication: ...Shyster Bike Works
Year/Make: . .2004 Custom
Model: .Pepper Bike
Assembly: ..Shyster Bike Works
Time: ..6 weeks
Engine
Year: .2002 S&S
Builder: .S&S
Displacement: .88 cubic inches
Ignition: .Crane Cams HI-4
Carb: .Mikuni 48
Air Cleaner: .. .Shyster Bike Works
Pipes: West Coast Choppers
Transmission
Year/Make .Harley Davidson
Shifting: .Foot
Paint
Molding/Welding: .Shyster Bike Works
Painter: .. .Jim Bradley
Color: Chrome Yellow
Type: .House of Kolor
Accessories
Handle Bar: .Ness
Risers: Shyster Bike Works
Controls: Ness
Fenders: .Ness
Works
Head Light: ..Ness
Tail Light: L.E.D.
Gas Tanks: ..Shyster Bike Works
Foot Controls: Pro Works
Oil Tank: Shyster Bike Works
Seat: .Cool Customs
Mirrors: ..Ness
Grips: ...Ness
Front End: Buell, White Bros
Builder: ...Shyster Bike Works
Wheels: .RC Comp
Size: .18 inch
Tires: .. .Avon
Brakes: .. Precision Machine
Suspension: Torsion Bar
****Please order 10 days before a Holiday to make sure it gets there on time
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