A lawsuit, is a fruit tree planted in a lawyer's garden!

Judicial Jurisdiction

When "The System" makes you feel like you're on the barbeque, baste in the Shyster sauces.

Shyster Sauce - Barbecue Sauce

Shyster Sauce™ will make you wish you had acquired it ex-post facto. Judicial Flavors, in its most usual modus operandi, has blended its finest barbecue with the temerity of the finest habanero peppers. This blend has been refined to avoid any charges of arson or flash burns. However, this sauce may leave the user in a state of non compos mentis, that being - not of sound mind, because of its addictive nature. LET THE BUYER BEWARE!

 

Ingredients
 Catsup, brown sugar, water, vinegar, soy sauce, hot sauce, hickory smoke flavor, garlic powder, onion powder, Worcestershire sauce, dried habanero chilies

Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor

Cost $6.99 - 12 oz. bottle
 

 

 

 

Barbecue - Barbecue Sauce

 

Court's Verdict - Misdemeanor

 

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!