Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet!

Judicial Jurisdiction

"Justice is Served" first thing in the morning. Get a Legal Rush from the Shyster's private blend,

Legal Rush - Coffee Beans

Trouble getting your motor running in the A.M.? Don't violate the Health and Safety Code. Instead, have a cup of the Shyster's Rush. With fine legal beans from Tanzania and Mexican organic, roasted by the Shyster's friends at Depoe Bay, you will make it through the morning rush legally!

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $10.95 - 1 lb. bag

Out of Stockade. The Chief Shyster is bringing back this top selling product soon. The Chief Shyster will only enter evidence into your court, that meets the highest standard of the law. He is taste testing beans every morning to find the right blend that is worthy to bear the name Judicial Flavors. Coming back by the end of the year.

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's products have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!