I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one!

Judicial Jurisdiction

After the Judge has ordered your assets to vacate you will be eating plenty of pasta. The Shyster has incarcerated the best ingredients to make your misery a pleasant stay.

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Whole Truth - Pasta Sauce

 

 

The Chief Shyster has declared under oath that this sauce is made from the tomato, the whole tomato and nothing but the tomato. He has summoned many other natural ingredients to bring together a class action sauce to be presented to your jury. When your jury deliberates over their pasta dinner they are going to declare that this pasta sauce should be sentenced to life in the Judicial Flavor line of award winning sauces.

Flavors include Basil and Garlic, Roasted Red Pepper and Artichoke

 

 

Court's Verdict - Infraction

 

Cost $6.95 - 16 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stockade. The Chief Shyster is in the kitchen right now. Look for 3 flavors of Pasta Sauce and a Pizza Sauce to be here in about 4 weeks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!