The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again'!

Judicial Jurisdiction

There is no better way to start a proceeding than with a compelling opening statement. When a salad dressing like the one that the Chief Shyster presents is stating your position you are sure to win your case. The next time your taste buds are on trial for conspiracy start your proceeding with this mouth watering selection. This opening declaration is a sure to sway the jury from the beginning.

Opening Statements - Salad Dressing

 

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

 

Cost $6.95 - 15 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stockade. The Chief Shyster is in the kitchen right now. Look for 3 flavors of Salad Dressing to be here in about 4 weeks.

 -More Salad Dressings Coming Soon

 

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

 

Cost $0.00 - 6 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stock

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!