Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and damn it up!

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Hot sauces are a treat to eat.

Juvenile Delinquent - Orange Hot Sauce

There's a Juvenile Delinquent™ lurking in all of us. So with a blend of five delinquent peppers and the golden glow of a secret organic matter, this sauce brings out the little hellion in all of us. Mother always said, "Eat your carrots!"

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Judicial Flavors gives 5% of proceeds of this sauce, to the prevention of juvenile delinquency.

Cost $6.95 - 6 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stockade.

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!