Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

judicial jurisdiction

The Shyster is deliberating in the kitchen making Jelly's for you to judge. Don't be surprised an accomplice is indicted too. The Shyster represents peanut butter too.

Jury Pool - Jelly

 

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $0.00 -  oz. bottle
 

Jellies are In Recess The Chief Shyster is in the kitchen right now. Look for 3 flavors of Jellies to be here in about 4 weeks. Including a tasty special his grandma used to make...Pear Butter. There will also be an accomplice to go with the jellies. The Chief Shyster is going to make a Peanut Butter too.

Jail House - Mint Habanero Jelly

 

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $0.00 -  oz. bottle

Coming Soon

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!