Marriage is neither heaven nor hell. It is simply purgatory!

judicial jurisdiction

Your meats will be legal tender when they spend the night in cooler.

Alimony Antidote - Marinade

So, the ex's talking head got all your assets. The Chief Shyster feels your pain and says "so what if the ex took the refrigerator and left you with the box to live in". You still can enjoy this marinade on whatever you can snare and roast over your Sterno fire. This marinade will serve as an antidote to any alimony hemorrhage from which the user may be suffering.

 

Ingredients
 Soy sauce, white granulated sugar, green onion, ginger, sesame seeds, sesame oil, spices.

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $6.99 - 14 oz. bottle  

 

 

 

Dressing & Marinade - Marinade

Court's Verdict - Infraction

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judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!