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Judicial Jurisdiction

You may think your lawyer is nuts but it could just be cause by your temporary insanity.

Lawyer Nuts - Hot Spiced Peanuts

Ever want to say 'NUTZ' to the system? The Chief Shyster hears your cry and has dusted some fine nuts with special spices and herbs. So next time you're heading into court, give some of these spicy little nuts to your mouthpiece and hear them roar on your behalf!

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $7.95 - 8 oz. jar
 

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judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!