It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands!

Judicial Jurisdiction

Obedience schools use imbedded commands for training. Imbed a few drops of So Sue Me on your favorite chewable shoes and it will command your pets attention.

- Pet Sauce

Court's Verdict - 3 Strikes

Cost $6.99 - 6 oz. bottle
 

judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!