Most lawyers who win a case advise their clients, "We have won," and when justice has frowned upon their cause, "You have lost"!

Judicial Jurisdiction

Bailiff Brutality is what you will declare.

 

Bailiff Brutality - Salsa

All rise, was the order. Bring the salsa, was the demand. With this challenge, the Chief Shyster has created for those whom there is no fear of the click of cuffs, the blow of a baton, the eye watering of pepper spray or the jolt of an electrical correctional belt. This salsa provides that brief moment of flavor savoring freedom, only to have that moment replaced by the confinement of ones sense to its searing heat. Prepare to go into custody forthwith!

Ingredients
 Diced tomato, water, garlic, jalapeno peppers, pepper extract, diced habanero, chopped onion, cilantro, salt.

Court's Verdict - 3-Strikes

Cost $7.99 - 12 oz. bottle
 

 

Mild - Salsa

 

Court's Verdict - Infraction

 

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judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!