The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.!

Judicial Jurisdiction

Hot sauces are a treat to eat.

Shake Down Legal Dust™ - Rubbing Spices

Are your taste buds in an incarcerated state? Then disrupt that old kitchen blandness with the Chief Shyster's blend of zest and heat. Then let the shake down begin!

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $6.95 - 2 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stockade. Watch for the rubs to be called back to testify by the end of the year.

Pat Down - Rubbing Spices

Is your meat filled with contraband seasonings? Well, give it up! Pick it up, slap it around and pat it down with the Chief Shyster's hot and spicy rub!

Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $6.95 - 2 oz. bottle
 

Out of Stock

Asian - Spices

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $0.00 -  oz. bottle
 

Coming Soon

Chile-Lime - Spices

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $0.00 - oz. bottle
 

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Southwest - Spices

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Court's Verdict - Infraction

Cost $0.00 -  oz. bottle
 

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judicial indictments

All of Judicial Flavor's sauces have their spicy-hotness rated according to the 'Gavel-meter'.

'Infraction' - is just a slap on the tongue.

'Wobbler' - leaves you uncertain if you should call a lawyer.

'Misdemeanor' - opens up your taste buds to legal action.

'Felony' - sends your whole mouth to the slammer.

'3-Strikes' - puts your entire body on death row!

WARNING: The manufacturer of these powerful sauces assumes no liability once the product is opened. Use at you own risk!!