It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour!

opening statement

It all began in the demented mind of a lawyer trapped in the legal trench warfare, so endeared to the population of America. His dimentia and obsession is rumored and speculated to have taken place due to something that was in the water in his birth state of Texas. For years, in order to deal with his obsessed craving for the endorphin rush, brought about by consumption of high levels of capsicum, garlic and other intoxicating flavors, the lawyer pined away in his pickle laboratory. Thus leaving in his wake kitchen after kitchen of burnt out stoves, walls splattered with various hot sauces and other unknown substances.

Finally after years of experimenting with his flavor upon the local legal system, (not withstanding a few fatalities and disruption of Court due to intestinal discomfort) the lawyer started to put forth these flavors to the American populous, who have become so enamored with the "Lawyer's Breath" within our legal system.